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I'm Brett, and I post random shit that I think is funny and stuff I like.

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt, via secretskeletonchris)

Posted 12 Oct

dankst:

Follow my art blog bc that’s the only thing I use anymore lifelongchainreaction.tumblr.com
Also bc self promotion is cool

Posted 12 Oct
Anonymous: What kind of vehicle do you drive

2007 FJ Cruiser but like way cooler than other ones because its mine. I named it Frank Jones

Posted 8 Oct
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Posted 8 Oct
sarahisntgold:

theawesomeadventurer:

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